Book Meme

March 11, 2008 by Tenshi Vielle

The Book Meme

1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.

“John has a single 512-MB stick of RAM on his motherboard, for example, while Sally has two 256-MB sticks. Both systems have a total of 512 MB of system RAM. Tha’ts what your clients care about, after all, because having enough RAM makes their systems snappy and stable; not enough and the systems run poorly.”

Tag: If you’re reading this, you’re tagged. Use a trackback, wouldja?

You know, I swear I only blog shit I want to remember.

March 8, 2008 by Tenshi Vielle
DID YOU KNOW?

Peel a banana from the bottom and you won’t have to pick the little “stringy things” off of it. That’s how the
primates do it.

Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.

Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!

Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating.
Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.

Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.

To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.

For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as  directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.

Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.

Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simple chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy
bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream.

1. Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set  heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.

2. Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all  broken up. Add remainder of ingredients,
reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg.  Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.

3. Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.

4. Reheating refrigerated bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.

5. Newspaper weeds away
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers put layers around the plants
overlapping as you go cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.

6. Broken Glass
Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can’t see easily.

7. No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away.

8. Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with  cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn’t hurt the plant and the squirrels won’t come near it.

9. Flexible vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an  empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.

10. Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and — ta da! — static is gone.

11. Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don’t dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.

12. Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the  glove box of your car. When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!

13. Reopening envelope
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include  something inside, just place your sealed
envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.

14. Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It’s cheaper than  shaving cream and leaves your legs really
smooth. It’s also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn’t like when you tried it  in your hair…

15. Good-bye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2″ with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid, mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!

16. Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it “home,” can’t digest it so it kills them. It
may take a week or so,  especially if it rains, but it works & you don’t have the worry about pets  or small children being harmed!

17. INFO ABOUT CLOTHES DRYERS
The heating unit went out on the dryer! The gentleman that fixes things around the house for us told us that he wanted to show us something and he went over to the dryer and pulled out the lint filter. It was clean. (I always clean the lint from the filter after every load clothes.)  He told us that he wanted to show us something;
he took the filter over to the sink, ran hot water over it. The lint filter is made of a mesh material - I’m sure you know what your dryer’s lint filter looks like. well,…the hot water just sat on top of the mesh! It didn’t go through it at all! He told us that dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh that’s what burns out the heating unit. You can’t SEE the film, but it’s there. It’s what is in the dryer sheets to make your clothes soft and     static free — that nice fragrance too, you know how they can feel waxy when you take them out of the box, well this stuff builds up on your clothes and on your lint screen. This is also what causes dryer units to catch fire & potentially burn your house down with it! He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long
time (& to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out & wash it with hot soapy water & an old toothbrush (or other brush) at least every six months. He said that makes the life of the dryer at least
twice as long!
How about that!?! Learn something new everyday! I certainly didn’t know  dryer sheets would do that. So, I thought I’d share!

The Flu

March 2, 2008 by Tenshi Vielle

I’ve had the flu for two days now and I’m tired of it. Friday was the worst; before throwing up I’d feel like I got socked in the stomach. My entire abdomen would tighten up. By the time the day was done, my lower back was killing me.

It’s Saturday and I still can’t keep much down. I’ve been subsiding on mostly saltines. I had a small bowl of chicken soup and a piece of bread.

That’s it. I feel like I’m on a model diet. A really bad model diet.  I still feel dizzy and sick. I think I’m going to go to bed.

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February 26, 2008 by Tenshi Vielle
How The Fight Started…..

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man “Holy Shit! That must be my husband!”
So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man.

He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman “I AM your husband, you slut!”
The woman yelled back, “Yeah??? Then why were you running….you Son of a Bitch !!!”

And that folks…………is how the fight started.

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February 13, 2008 by Tenshi Vielle

Tards.

January 8, 2008 by Tenshi Vielle

Have you ever read the Tard Blog?

Best short stories ever.

Making Sushi at home

January 8, 2008 by Tenshi Vielle

I made sushi for the first time today. Maybe not bad for my first attempt, but I know for sure I didn’t roll it well enough… I had a few fall apart when I was eating it. I hate that.

The whole reason behind making sushi this afternoon (finally!) was a kit I found in my local grocery. It’s put out by Annie Chun’s and includes a bowl with rice (ready to cook, ready in a minute) seaweed leafs and soy sauce. Just add veggies and go!

It was really, really easy to do everything, and the rice cooked to amazing proportions - I have never, never been able to make proper sticky rice, and this did it for me. I was so happy. :) No, really! So I cracked out a few of my other well hoarded sushi making supplies… a bamboo mat, and a rice patter.

I think it took me about fifteen minutes to make everything; no issues at all. Well, the seaweed tasted a tad bit salty, but I suppose that’s to promote… something. Shelf life probably.

There’s a link to the website here: http://www.worldpantry.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce/ExecMacro/anniechun/home.d2w/report

I Love the 90’s

December 23, 2007 by Tenshi Vielle

Spent some time compiling a dance disc based on music from 1995-2000. Some are a bit older.

 Tal Bachman: She’s so High

Backstreet Boys: Larger Than Life
We’ve Got It Goin On

Britney Spears: Crazy
Soda Pop

Christina Agulera: Come on OVer

Alanis Moisette: Hand in my Pocket

Incubus: Drive

Mandy Moore: Candy

Robyn : Show Me Love

Christina Aguilera, Mya, Pink, Lil Kim, Missy Elliot : Moulin Rouge

Eagle Eye Cherry : Save Tonight

George Michael: Faith

New Radicals: You Get What You Give

Ben Folds Five: Kate

Fiona Apple: Criminal

Madonna: Music

Kylie Minogue: Can’t Get You Out of My Head

Fatboy Slim: Prise You

Michael Jackson: Black or White
The Way You Make Me Feel

I love the 90’s @ Wikipedia. Things that defined a generation.

Awww

December 23, 2007 by Tenshi Vielle

Dear Britney;

We really do miss you.

Signed;

The People Who Once Enjoyed Your Performances

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If anyone ever says I’m a bad writer -

December 19, 2007 by Tenshi Vielle

They’re going to find their foot in their mouth, quickly and swiftly.

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*waves* Hi. I just want to interject for a moment. It seems Josh doesn’t seem to think that growing up on Christianity is a good basis for life values.

It actually can be, if looked at from a different perspective. I grew up in the church, and while I mostly hated every second of it, the opportunity gave me a good instant basis for social contact and a few friends I could confide in. It did instill some great morals and values in me.

That being said, I am not Christian and I do not personally support any particular religion, but I will support a person’s right to exercise worship to whatever god they so choose. Hell, they can worship the S.O.S. pads under their kitchen sink as long as they have a good basis for such; RE: can hold up a discussion about their religion.

Beau, Josh, I began recently giving my son the Veggie Tales DVDs (shhhhhhh, can it.) because I am familiar with the stories behind the Christian religion - they contain pretty good morals (the highly taught ones) and decent storylines. The kind of stuff I want my son to learn. When he gets older, I will present him, more than likely, with a copy of the Bible.

Religion sustains us when we fall down and feel like we have nothing else to believe in. Religion gives us a crutch to lean on when we feel most broken.

Religion is not the devil, but it isn’t Christ Jesus either.

You two will absolutely have to agree to disagree and leave it at that. Josh, I know Christianity may go against everything you personally believe in, but don’t rip on someone just because of what their upbringing said. It might take time for them to swap their views around, and ripping Beau down because of it isn’t going to help. If he wants to see things your way, he will.

If not? C’est la vie. (That’s the second French phrase I’ve used today, about the seventh French word. I think I’m feeling naughty or something. Maybe just bored. I should really take up more language classes instead of going on religious tolerance and life choice diatribes.)

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